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The Last Hunger Games- 19 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 19

Breakfast is the most frantic it’s been in days. Effie’s joined us today since she’ll be tutoring us on etiquette. It’s an important day because, our grand entry and the crowd’s wild enthusiasm aside, we have to give them the promise that we’re strong contenders for the crown of victory. That’s how we get sponsors and that’s the whole aim of the interviews… and maybe letting the families see their kids alive and healthy for the last time, but that doesn’t really concern me much… reminds me of the dream and my parents though… ‘Selene!’ Effie snaps me out of m

A lesson from the past by lovecocoabeans, literature

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A lesson from the past

Hi. This post isn’t the usual personally detached humour article you may have come to expect of this blog. No. this is…well, it’s something that delves into a subject we adults are familiar with. No. not sex. Cynicism. You see, just a few minutes back, I decided to go back to an old blog post I’d written out during the days I was studying at the Institute for Hotel Management. Yeah, I actually opted for that course all on my own. And I’d decided to dedicate a blog to hotel management, recipes and a gamut of other things I wouldn’t dare write about now. Because back then, I was a young teenager, with a

Romance novels are liess! by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Romance novels are liess!

‘My love for you is boundless, my dear! Say that you want the moon and I could bring it to you.’ ‘And submerge continents under a deluge of sea water? I like the moon, but not enough to kill everyone I know and love.’ ‘Then ask for my heart. For how could I withhold from you what is already yours?’ ‘I’m sure your other girlfriends would love to hold onto a rubbery, slithering organ that oozes blood onto their best clothes, but in case you’ve forgotten again, I faint at the sight of blood.’ ‘Then let me pluck the stars and weave you a necklace. Even their radiance cannot riv

Gabe and the Real Death Note (Humour) by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Gabe and the Real Death Note (Humour)

Imagine a book so powerful that it could kill the person whose name is written in it. There was once such a book that fell into the hands of a bored teenage boy name Light Yagami. Light, being a somewhat morally guided genius, resorted to use the book to kill every criminal on the planet...but between his psycho tendencies and his addiction to killing by literature, Light killed everyone he shouldn't have messed with and killed himself also. But imagine, for a second, what would happen if the Death Note fell into the hands of an underachieving and openly selfish person like you or me? And that’s exactly what happened to Gabe. Gabe wa

Our future-Sheep rape,Black holes and mar colonies by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Our future-Sheep rape,Black holes and mar colonies

Note- If you want to read this in a prettier format with actual pictures, please go here- http://bored-idiots111.blogspot.in/2013/01/weird-things-that-suggest-apocalypse.html We survived the fake apocalypse! No evil black hole from hell has devoured us, no unidentified And non-existent planet has scattered our remains across the galaxy and no evil satanic anti christ has been born...um, well i'm not sure about the last one but- WE'RE ALIIIIVE! But to prove the apocalypse is soon to come and in celebration, here's WEIRD THINGS FROM THE LAST CENTURY 1.A lamb born with a ‘human’ face- Feel the shame, sheep rapers! In Turke

Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by Chupacabra by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by Chupacabra

As predicted by Twihaters of yore, the Chupacabra’s tryst with teenage fans of the bestselling novel, Twilight, has proven to be fatal. Thirty-one teenage Twilight fans masquerading as tourists were reported missing in a Perivian village last month by superstitious local authorities who blame the Chupacabra, a (mythical?) blood-sucking creature, that has left its fang-marks over the majority of northern South America. The tour group is said to have pestered locals to reveal the whereabouts of vampire-like bloodsucking mythical monsters. The group stayed at a local termite-ridden inn and allegedly bothered the residents with its squa

Twelve Twisted Tales- Snow White-1 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Twelve Twisted Tales- Snow White-1

(This is a funny retelling of Snow White. More like a tester) Once upon a time, in a far away land that no map-maker could locate, there lived a beautiful but ill-tempered queen. She had a particularly bad temper one day when she sat to sew her baggy underwear. SO it was that when the rusted needle pricked her middle finger, she raised a hair-raising shriek that resounded through the desolate walls of the ancient castle. 'Daggnabit! You stinkin' needle! Who sold these to me? Off with his head!' screamed the queen in a furious frenzy, waving the injured finger for all to see. After the deed was done and the queen was sufficiently pleased,

The Last Hunger Games- 17 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 17

CHAPTER- 17 Are, are you Coming to the tree…? What's that sound? I open my eyes and though I can hear that familiar tune, my vision is too blurry to make out anything… I've heard this song somewhere, but I don't know where Oh, I'm standing in a …what is this place? Well, it's covered in grass, plain ground, no hills…so, I guess this is a meadow? Dark silhouettes of far off trees rise in the distance, black and eerie against the night sky. The meadow is just grass, grass and a few flimsy white flowers. No, wait…there's a large tree right in the middle of it. Where they strung up a man They say murdered three

The Last Hunger Games- 16 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 16

CHAPTER- 17 'So…' Damien is hesitant again, glancing at me while looking out the window, 'what have you been upto in the last ten years?' Oh, where do I begin? The wound is very old but it still hurts. I thought I'd gone numb, but even in numbness there's pain. I muster up my breath. 'Well, you know what happened when my parents died.' My voice is quavering; I don't try to steady it even though I should. 'My grandpa was behind it, of course. And-' 'Wait, so it's true? It was President Snow?' 'Yeah. Poison.' 'Oh.' Damien leans back, inexpressive. 'Well, soon after that he planted his people around me, people who watched me day an

The Last Hunger Games- 15 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 15

CHAPTER- 15 I lock my room's door and ferret through my drawer until I find what I'm looking for- an old ring...my mother's wedding ring. I'd found it beside the vase of roses my Grandpa had sent that day. It's a simple ring for someone so affluent. Three diamonds embedded in a band of beaten gold surround a gilded orchid with engraved leaves twisting around the whole ring. The diamonds catch the light from the streets and send flickers flitting over the walls...like a million stars. How calm they seem, so far away from me. The sky seems so nice, so dark and quiet. It seems dangerous too, but so inviting! If only I could disappear into th

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The Last Hunger Games- 19 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 19

A lesson from the past by lovecocoabeans, literature

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A lesson from the past

Gabe and the Real Death Note (Humour) by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Gabe and the Real Death Note (Humour)

Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by Chupacabra by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by Chupacabra

Twelve Twisted Tales- Snow White-1 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Twelve Twisted Tales- Snow White-1

The Last Hunger Games- 17 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 17

The Last Hunger Games- 16 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Last Hunger Games- 16

The Last Hunger Games- 15 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Twishite- a parody- 2 by lovecocoabeans, literature

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Twishite- a parody- 2

After what seems like hours of donkey-cart travel, we finally arrive at a large termite-ridden, soggy sign that practically drips the words- Welcome to Porks…may your stay here be permanent (and soul damning) What the heck did that mean?! Oh well, I shrugged my shoulders partially because of the cold damp rain that was falling around us. Beyond this prophetic sign were dusty unmettalled roads lined by Ye Olde houses made of wood and with three layers of female and male underwear hung out to dry…or to wash because it only rained here…all the time. 'Now you be a good chile Jeremiah Scott, and let the Doctor Sullen leech you

the truth behind man's creation (funny) by lovecocoabeans, literature

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the truth behind man's creation (funny)

God first created Earthe in seven days. And then he got bored because where's the fun in a dead planet? So God made the Garden of Eden where grew orchards of fruitful trees, green grass in abundance,animals and plants of a myriad colours (if you were high). Then God got bored again because everything downstairs was too goody two shoes. Where's the action, bro? Asked the Lord thy God. So God made cockroaches, mosquitoes, rats, toads and his biggest mistake, snakes. But it still wasn't fun enough because by an unhappy accident, they all turned out to be each other's prey. So the Lord, thy God, said unto the Earthe, 'Rise, oh unbefouled mud,

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mergency by RalfMaximus, literature

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o crap not much tiem mus akt fass to save my frend befor he drownds. i stand ther liek an idyot for a minnit becuas i cant remember how i got heer or whut i was doin befor this horribal thing happend. i shook my hed, an that seems too help a little. I suddenly get stronger, think clearer, and in a split moment of realization it's all pretty obvious what I need to accomplish. But somethin is wrong cus as soon as i think this my hed gets wavy again and thinking is hard. maybe im hurt too? i check for blud on my hed, no blud, but still... i shake my head again and once more, things stabilize. I reme

Be Prepared - The Twilight Version by unicorn-skydancer08, literature

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Be Prepared - The Twilight Version

My Twilight senses have been tingling And we know that can't be a good sign Call me crazy, but I've an inkling That this ain't the end of the line It's clear from the paraphernalia That we will be hit again, and hard The zealots are back, out to get ya Even you can't be caught off your guard So prepare for the shock of a lifetime Be prepared for unspeakable news A new Twilight era Is tiptoeing near-a And where do we stand here? We could use a hand here It's been overrated Since it was created But Miss Meyer's been granted her dues She's gone farther than anyone's dared Be prepared! Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared…

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The Skies bleed red by lovecocoabeans, literature

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The Skies bleed red

They shout, The skies are red, the skies are red, But that's not what I see. I see a land that seems well bled- A sight saved just for me. I watch as clouds of cotton floss Shed bombs through spiral stairs. I watch them shatter upon the earth, And leave it burnt and bare. Oh, where are the cold stone buildings gone That once stood tall and strong? Where are the bustling, bursting throngs That filled the streets? What's wrong?! At once the world swells and sways, The reds turn ghastly white. Through the mists of my cluttered mind, I see a flash of light. It leads me out into a park With a noise I can't shake off I hear them

The Skies bleed red

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lovecocoabeans

Dec 17, 2012

Hunger Games fanfic/ Twishite news

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Bruhuhu! I am back...for now. So , cutting to the chase, The Last Hunger Games- I don't know how many people are still reading this. I'd love to hear from you in the comments below if you'd like for me to continue the story. IF many of you want it to be so, i will get on with it. Twishite- I know a few people are reading this. Don't ask, i know. First off, you have no-oo idea how hard it is to parody Twilight! I'm not saying i don't want to, because i do. See, you have to read the bloody book, which is tortuous in itself, and then wonder how you can make a story that's already a parody of itself into a parody. I have come up with a t

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lovecocoabeans

Sep 15, 2012

Update on my Hunger Games Fanfic

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So i know that my writing in the last hunger games series has been... mediocre. I've been taking the story very flippantly and not considered it serious writing because  It's just fanfic. But here's one thing about fanfics- even if the story sucks and the characters and background are all borrowed, if the author takes it seriously enough, it can be beautiful to read and of course the author gains a lot of knowledge on how to write well. so i'm going to use this fanfic as practice. this roughly means- 1 After the interview with Flickerman, subsequent chapters may take a while longer to be posted up. 2 The writing style will likely change

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lovecocoabeans

Aug 1, 2012

Thanks!

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OOhhhh! So it's been a busy week for me with DA. I recently found one of my IRL friends here...after a year of having known her! And my Hunger Games fanfic is keeping me busy. I've been having a lot of support here for it and you have no IDEA how much it motivates me. because now, i don't only write for my own pleasure, i'm writing for you guys too! anyways, with your motivation and my own crazy addiction to my story, I've managed to write out a draft for many chapters. Selene Snow is almost in the arena and will be changing quite a bit. Her real personality will begin to come out soon. I'm sooo thankful to the people who've been readi

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ecoman22

Sep 29, 2012

Thank you for your comments and your watch

lovecocoabeans

Sep 29, 2012

you're welcome, I enjoy reading your stuff

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Sep 17, 2012

Gutentag lovecoacoabeans!

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I hope you enjoy your stay at UTI and find yourself inspired!

lovecocoabeans

Sep 18, 2012

thanks but i was under the impression that i was already a member.

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Sep 18, 2012

You probably were! I just send welcome messages when I notice the Group Messages saying "new members" and you were in that list!

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Sep 14, 2012

Hello!

On behalf of #InspireTheUninspired I would like to welcome you to our group. Thank you so much for accepting our invitation! We look forward to having some of your pieces in our gallery

Have a good day and/or night!

lovecocoabeans

Sep 15, 2012

thanks! I'll contribute all my writing, not the fanfics, but my original works